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Some HANSA n PRAFUL conversations

Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: October 25, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

DECIDE 
Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ? 
Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na ... "A side" -- "B side" ... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide" 


Mature 
Hansa : Mature matlab ???? 
praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ????? 
hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON" 
main chor ...main chor....mature...acha acha.... 


alphabet 
hansa: praful alphabet matlab 
praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai? 
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet 


Asset 
Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab ??? 
Praful : Asset Hansaaa .... 
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ... 
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... "Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset .. 



Depend 
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful?? 
Prafful : Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra... Deep-End.. Depend 


TOURNAMENT 
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB 
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!! 
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH) 

MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN 
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL 
EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT 
DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT 
AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA 



elastic 
Hansa: Praful elastic matlab?? 
Praful: Elastic Hansa.. 
apni voh radha ben unki beti ila ... 
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi?? 
Hansa : Ila to... 
Ila-stick leke ... 
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

 

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Author: priya         Company URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com
Posted Date: October 29, 2009

Really Nice joke...i am reading again and again..and can not stop laughing..Thanks Virendra Dugar

Priya
Author: Virendra Dugar         Company URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com
Posted Date: October 29, 2009

Thanks Priya...

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