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Santa & Banta

Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: October 25, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

Snta: Do you know English? 
Bnta: Yes! 
Snta: Okay tell me what the opposite of Nag Panchami? 
Bnta: Snake Doo Note Punch Me! 

Of water and a beer in front of the donkey kept the bucket! Drank the water and wine left ass! 
Bnta: Tell us what education it gets! 
Snta: who does not drink alcohol he is a donkey! 

Is written in the scriptures that the husband - wife, two wheels of a car is! If either of the car can not get any worse! 
The education that we get it put together Stepani! 

Snta: So when my grandfather died and 2 million were up 50 Kille floor! 
Bnta: Enough! When my grandfather died the whole world were left! 

Bnta: Man Hindi language is strange! 
Snta: Whoa, how? 
Bnta: clock down, then says "closed" and the girl down, then says "Men" 

Walk your dog is taking Snta 
Bnta: Why Brother Where are you taking this monkey? 
Snta: This monkey is not a dog! 
Bnta: I asked you not have a dog! 

Snta: what gift I give to my wife? 
Bnta: Give a gold necklace! 
Snta: No telling what he never did such a thing be? 
Bnta: give hang him!

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