A computer programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you
are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up
again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man
took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his
pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want."
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his
pocket."
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told
you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."