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Some MeaningFul definitions....

Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: October 15, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

Father - A banker provided by nature.

>Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 

>Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

>Rumor - News that travels at the speed of sound.

>Dictionary - The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

>College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

>Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

>Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

>Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

>Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

>Classic - a book which people praise, but do not read.

>Marriage - It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.

>Worry - Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

>Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.

>Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminie power.

>Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.

>Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.

>Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

>Optimist - A Person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.


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