Father - A banker provided by nature.
>Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
>Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
>Rumor - News that travels at the speed of sound.
>Dictionary - The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
>College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
>Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
>Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
>Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
>Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
>Classic - a book which people praise, but do not read.
>Marriage - It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
>Worry - Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
>Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.
>Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminie power.
>Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
>Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.
>Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
>Optimist - A Person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.