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Fastest Thing

Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: October 08, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.

 

One common question was asked to all of them.

 

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?

 

YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.

 

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

 

MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked

 

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion

 

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply) "WHY"?

 

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over !!

 

O' Bolo Tararara!!

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