Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband
who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening
Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It's by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use. Try after some time.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus.