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Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engin

Posted By:BangaruBabuPureti       Posted Date: April 28, 2010    Points: 10    Category: Computer    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or file name.

Wife: But I told you in the morning

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found.

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters.

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband:
It's by Default.

Wife: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use. Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus.


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