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Doctors Jokes

Posted By:Sagar Pardeshi       Posted Date: April 07, 2010    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"


The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."


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A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.

A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

At the next physical the Doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The Doctor exclaimed, "I didn't say that. I said you got a HEART MURMUR. BE CAREFUL."





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