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Employee comman Excues every time

Posted By:Sagar Pardeshi       Posted Date: March 02, 2010    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  

  • The Macy's One Day Sale Flu.
  • The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.
  • The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.
  • The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection.
  • The My Boyfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease.
  • The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza.
  • The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a Day Off Sickness.
  • The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again General Ailment.
  • The I've Messed Up Royally and I Won't Come In To Face the Music Terminal Illness.
  • The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity.


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