I Went To Sleep Last Night Wid A Smile
CozI Knew I'd B Dreaming Of U
ButI Woke Up This Morning Wid A Smile
CozU Weren't A Dream
GoOd MoRn!nG .
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A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man replied, "On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at
church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was
caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it
out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye."
The boss asked, "Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?"
"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in