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GOOD MORING FRIEND's with color ful

Posted By:Sagar Pardeshi       Posted Date: February 02, 2010    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  

I Went To Sleep Last Night Wid A Smile
CozI Knew I'd B Dreaming Of U
ButI Woke Up This Morning Wid A Smile
CozU Weren't A Dream
GoOd MoRn!nG .


A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man replied, "On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye."

The boss asked, "Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?"

"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in


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