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Farmer jokes

Posted By:Sagar Pardeshi       Posted Date: February 01, 2010    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

  1. Log on: when you want to make the homestead warmer.
  2. Log off: Timberrrrrrrrrrrr.
  3. Mega Hertz: when you not careful getting the firewood.
  4. Lap top: where the cat sleeps.
  5. Hard drive: manoeuvring thought those rocky fields on the northern range when there is snow in the ground.
  6. Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside.
  7. Byte: what mosquitoes do.
  8. Modem: what I did to the hay fields.
  9. Keyboard: where the keys hang.
  10. Mouse: critters that eat the grain in the barn.
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Farmer Evans was driving his John Deere tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer.  Tim a little boy of eight was playing in his yard when he saw the farmer and asked, 'What've you got in your trailer?'

'Manure,' Farmer Evans replied.

'What are you going to do with it?' asked Tim.

'Put it on my strawberries,' answered the farmer.

Tim replied, 'You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries.'


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