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Sardarji------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted By:Sagar Pardeshi       Posted Date: January 29, 2010    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.

The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Author: rajendra         Company URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com
Posted Date: August 25, 2010

nice jokes.......

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