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Santa Vs Banta

Posted By:Sagar Pardeshi       Posted Date: January 29, 2010    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Banta: A Cockroach
Santa : Why?
 : Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

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Santa ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Santa bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya

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Santa: Yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Banta: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega

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A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Santa:
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Colddrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
Santa:
shutup nahin judje sahib 7Up..

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