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Santa & Banta

Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: December 10, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. 
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market. 

Interviewer: What is skeleton? 
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! 

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? 
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. 

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? 
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi. 

Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho? 
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan 
nahin pa raha 

Why did Santa sleep with a scale? 
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept. 

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. 
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. 

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai. 
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga... 

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. 
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? 
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. 
Santa: Phir? 
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta ! 

Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si. 
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si? 
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai? 

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? 
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

Reference : Email from a friend.

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