Two software engineers were standing in the park.
One had a new bike. The other said, 'Nice bike. How much?'
The first said , 'It was free.' The other asked, 'Wow, how did you get it for free?'
The one with the bike said, Yesterday a beautiful girl rode up on this bike, took off all her clothes and told me I could have anything I wanted.
The other software engineer said, Good move! Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway!