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Deadly PJ's Part 2

Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: November 23, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? 

One of them is a widow. 

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Once a man whispered something into a Sardar's ear.After hearing it ,the Sardar died. 
What did the man say to him? 

DHISHKYAOO!!! 

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What is the name of Jackie Chan's Mother-in-law? 

D-COLD Total (Chan ki Saans!) 

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What are the three versions of JAVA software? 
1.) Mar JAVA 
2.) Mit JAVA 
3.) Kar JAVA 

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Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why? 

Because he was walking.


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