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Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: November 23, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  

Why does a sardar use an Earbud to clean a wall? 

Kyun ki usne suna tha ki "Deewaron ke bhi kaan hote hain" 

Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research, 
Kaise...............socho socho 
Abey Bewakoof.............Galti se !!!! 

Ek Ladka lecture attend karta hai.Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.So he goes to the canteen.Canteen mein woh ek pav leta hai. Jaise 
hi woh pav khane keliye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.Ab aapko yeh batana hai ki woh jiska lecture attend 
karke aa raha hai! ,us professor ka naam kya hai??? 

Ishq Ki Chhaon. 
(Reason :- Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon" "Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....)

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