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Some Small Jokes

Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: November 23, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

"Have you heard about the object-orieented way to become wealthy?" 
"No..." 
"Inheritance." 

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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1!!! F1!!!" and nobody understood it. 

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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." 

The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east." 

Genie: "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits." 

Programmer: "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs and let them ask sensible changes." 

Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."


Reference: Email from a friend

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