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Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: November 17, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: 

Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated? 

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic 

Man: No, I am coming to you. 

Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. 

Man: I know, but I want you to treat me. 

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal. 

Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is 

I get up in the morning like a horse 

I go to work like a deer 

I work all day like a donkey 

I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog 

I play with my children like a monkey 

I am like a rabbit in front of my wife 

Doctor asked: Are you Software Engineer ????? 

Man: Yes 

Doctor yelled: Come dear, no body will treat you better than me.

Reference : Email from a friend.


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