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WHY GIRLS DONT MARRY SOFTWARE ENGINEERS?????? JUST

Posted By:shahin       Posted Date: November 17, 2009    Points: 10    Category: Computer    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 


WHY GIRLS DONT MARRY SOFTWARE ENGINEERS?????? JUST A JOKE

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the sari?
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan! Forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation, it will close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all progr

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Author: Nabin         Company URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com
Posted Date: January 16, 2010

nice

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