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WHY GIRLS DONT MARRY SOFTWARE ENGINEERS?????? JUST
November 17, 2009
WHY GIRLS DONT MARRY SOFTWARE ENGINEERS?????? JUST A JOKE
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the sari?
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan! Forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation, it will close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all progr
Posted Date: January 16, 2010
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