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SardarJi Once Again..

Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: November 11, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  
 

Sardar at bar in New York . 
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" 
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" 
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" . 
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light 
is not needed!!! 
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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k 
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? 
how much is DRIVING salary...? 
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. 
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? 
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ...... 
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Note: I have no intentions to harm anyone's sentiments.


Reference: Email from friend, if yours then ask for credit.

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