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Posted By:Virendra Dugar       Posted Date: November 05, 2009    Points: 10    Category: General    URL: http://www.dotnetspark.com  

Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up(that is when fine is sort of a question... fine ?).... Or it might mean... she is not at all fine with the crap you are talking (when fine is a statement.... fine!!). 

Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. However, five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 

Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 

Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 

Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement of women misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 

. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever'). 

Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying' I 'm least bothered '! 

Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' 

Forget : She tells you to forget means that she will remember it and raise it at the appropriate time

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